Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Lindemann's Catch



"Cap'n! There's a mermaid caught in the tuna nets!"

"Not again! How bad is it?"

"She's been gone a long time, it looks like. What'll we do, Cap'n?"

"There's be trouble with the E.P.A. if we report it... Stick a couple of feathers on it, we'll try to sell it on eBay as a bellydance costume."

1 Comments:

At 10:30 p.m., Blogger happydog said...

so what you're saying here is that I could go down to the beach for a couple hours after a good storm and pick up enough material to make 5,769,247 of these. I'LL BE RICH!

 

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