Cringe for Fringe

I imagine some poor craftsman with a tight deadline. They've just realized that they've created a bra that looks like two ashtrays squashed to the wearer's chest. They're down to the wire and can't correct it properly, so they try to camoflage it with fringe, lots of fringe. Fringe inspired by 60s go-go dancers' nipple tassels, apparently. cringe