Its a bird! Its a plane! Its Superfringe!

There're a lot of sites showcasing the seedy horrors of bellydance costuming with snarky commentary, so what's one more? Welcome to 1001 Nightmares, for all your bellydance Schadenfreude needs.

Let's kick things off with.. Superfringe! I don't even want to think about what that stuff must look like shimmying. How many audience members would wind up in the emergency room? Whiplash much?

"Hmm, I'm not getting my usual zaghareets for my belly flutters... I wonder if the audience can see them?"