Sunday, April 06, 2008

Heeeeee's baaaaaack!

Ohhh dear.  It's the triumphant return of Jeremy, the recycling costume-maker (who is not an entirely fictional figment of my imagination.  No, really! ...okay yes he is.)   He's really in trouble now:  Aunt Beulah wants to know what happened to those old velvet drapes that belonged to Grandma, you know, the ones with the heavy fringe...

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Mexican Hat Dance

Yeah, yeah, I know,  I understand.  You had to do something with your ex's collection of miniature sombreros. 

But sewing them together and trying to pawn 'em off on eBay as a bellydance costume should not be counted as an option.  I'm just sayin'.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest star!

 o/~ Munnah munnah
Doot dooooo de doo doo
Munnah munnah
Doot doo doot doo...o/~

I'm sorry.  This really does look like a Muppet died so that somebody could have a skirt.   Thanks to Jo-chan for finding this.... or not ^__^

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Recipe for Success

"Roll and stamp gingerbread cookies" ....'kay... "Press adjoining cookie edges to join and seal".... 'kay, done that... "Cut remaining gingerbread dough into V-shape" .... right...  "Frost with mint icing and decorate with glitter" ..... 'kay... darn, got a bit lopsided with that one... hopefully no one will notice it much...   lessee, what's next... "Mount straps and string with Hershey's Kisses for fringe" .... okay... and.... Done!!    My dessert costume is ready!!

(It's a condom! It's a mint! It's a condiment!   ...i'm sorry, i couldn't resist...)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Warning, 'Doctor Who' geek reference

 Breasts that stare back! - now that's evolution!

Saturday, November 03, 2007

O Canada!

o/~ ... Our home and native land.  True patriot love in all thy sons' command... o/~

Not sure why I feel all patriotic, all of a sudden. 

......actually, I'm not certain if those are supposed to be maple leaves or, er, *cough*potleaves*cough*  

Also, is that not the strangest bra construction you've ever seen?

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

From the "Where Are They Now?" file

Like many child stars, former "Tellytubbies" star Po found her career sliding downhill when her show was cancelled.  After ten years in the television industry (she spent the last three years of the show wearing minimizer bras to hide her developing figure), Po was a talented entertainer and had a gift for predicting where audience interests would go next.   Correctly spotting the influence of artists like Shakira, Po spent the next several years studying Middle Eastern dance styles, learning from the best artists in the genre.  Today, ready to surf the wave she spotted coming, Po is poised to take the world by storm.