From the "Where Are They Now?" file

Like many child stars, former "Tellytubbies" star Po found her career sliding downhill when her show was cancelled.  After ten years in the television industry (she spent the last three years of the show wearing minimizer bras to hide her developing figure), Po was a talented entertainer and had a gift for predicting where audience interests would go next.   Correctly spotting the influence of artists like Shakira, Po spent the next several years studying Middle Eastern dance styles, learning from the best artists in the genre.  Today, ready to surf the wave she spotted coming, Po is poised to take the world by storm. 

How colour can make or break.. YOUR SOUL!!!

You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now. 

Seriously. 

I'm picturing the faces of the audience.  This one could induce seizures. 

Want a closer look?  Surrrrre you do... 

Vomit bags are located under your seat.

Another example of How Not to Improvise

Look.  I can understand about the bra.  I understand that sometimes your skirt rips.  But if your only option is to put on a couple of Glad garbage bags, maybe you should just cancel your gig. 

No, putting copper spangly stickers on it doesn't help.

How colour can .... completely kill your career as a dancer o.O;;;

 OW my eyes!!!!

Hello again

It's been a rough, rough summer, that's all I'm sayin'...

Back to belly-dancin' and belly-achin' ^__^

We've all had it happen, right? You're on your way to a performance and blammo - your costume bra breaks and it's beads all over the place. Naturally, it's always on the day that you forgot to bring a spare.

I understand, sometimes popping into Wal-Mart and grabbing one off the rack is all you can do when the pressure is on. But couldn't you at least paint some glitter-glue squiggles on or something? ...Just don't use feather maribou.

And choose a colour that kind of matches your outfit? (brown with purple??)